5 inch story: Burden with glorious purchase

I walked into a comic book store and was looking for a new read, Loki: Agent of Asgard.

The worker informed me he doesn't have any copies left. "Dang it," I said. 

He added, "It seems like a popular item with the women." 

"Oh it is. It is apparent on Pinterest. I think women are attracted to personality and intelligence... also the bad boy appeal," I said. 

"I don't know, I don't have feelings on it." Ponders over his strait man radar. "It really doesn't help that the first three pages in the comic book is him showering."

"Really?!" My interest in this comic has gained in level.

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